Bob & Sharon'sTravel Adventures: Master Story Teller

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Title: Master Story Teller
Story by: Our dear friend Dean
Location: Imperial Dam LTVA - Yuma, Arizona
Date: February 20, 2026
Narrated by: Bob Drenning

This is a tale about two friends, annual wagers on the Super Bowl and a chance encounter between one of the friends and a legendary quarterback in the NFL.

This story revolves around long time friends Dean, Erika, Bob and Sharon. Dean and Sharon are the main characters in the story with Erika and Bob participating in supporting roles.

Dean and Sharon share a friendly rivalry betting on the outcome of the Super Bowl each year. One can tell, Dean enjoys gently goading Sharon into placing a wager. Once the wager is solidified he has this sly grin on his face, like a fox let loose in a chicken coop. Unfortunately for Sharon, she has never won a wager. This infuriates her to no end and she vows to never make another bet with Dean. But, come the next Super Bowl, the sly old fox entices her into that chicken coop again. Dean begins to gently bait Sharon into placing a wager on the outcome of Super Bowl LX between the New England Patriots and the Seattle Seahawks. Dean continues his pursuit to acquire a wager on the game. Finally, his persistence has paid off. Sharon reluctantly agrees to place a wager with Dean on the outcome of the game.

Bob is selected to facilitate the coin toss to determine who gets which team. The problem is no one has a coin for Bob to toss. So Bob has to improvise with a water bottle cap. The top of the cap is designated “heads” for the New England Patriots and the threaded portion of the cap is designated “tails” for the Seattle Seahawks. The toss is made and the bottle cap lands on tails. Dean could not help himself by goading Sharon that the toss could not have been more appropriate since he lives in northern California, closer to the Seahawks, and she lives in the Midwest, closer to the New England Patriots. Sharon was having none of that garbage and through her facial expressions and posture, pretty much conveyed a silent message to Dean to “stuff it.” You see, Sharon is a loyal, avid fan to one team only. If that team is not in the Super Bowl she could care less which teams are playing in it. Against her sound judgment she allowed herself to be cajoled by Dean and Bob into placing a wager on a team she had no interest in.

Super Bowl LX was played on February 8, 2026. To Sharon’s chagrin, the New England Patriots lost to the Seattle Seahawks 29-13. Once again, Sharon would endure the humiliating experience of paying off her wager to Dean, in person, while he savored the moment and expressed his appreciation for providing him with a crisp new bill as payment. With a sly smile on his face he told Sharon he would savor the victory and his new-found wealth by purchasing a beverage at Starbucks.

True to his word, Erika was ever so gracious to provide Sharon with a picture of Dean, that sly smile on his face, consuming a Starbucks beverage purchased from his winnings. Sharon felt dumbstruck at the time and was still in recovery mode. However, a few days later, Sharon was overwhelmed when Dean presented her with a “gift,” a Starbucks green coffee stirrer. How thoughtful and so compassionate of Dean to remind Sharon of her loss in such a touching way. Sharon has it displayed in a place of honor within our desert dwelling, right above the commode.

Just when Sharon thought her devastating loss to Dean was over and done with, she received a call from Dean on February 16, informing her he has another “gift” for her. Since Sharon was on her a way out of town for a few days she told Dean she would contact him upon her return.

On February 20, Bob received a call from Erika (remember our supporting roles?) inquiring if Sharon and I were available for a visit with them at our desert dwelling. We confirmed a time and anxiously awaited their arrival with Dean’s “gift.”

When Dean and Erika arrive we notice Dean has a small shiny package in his hand. Now both of us are really intrigued and excited to learn the contents of the package. It was evident Dean and Erika had spent a considerable amount of thought and time in preparing this “gift” for presentation to Sharon. How thoughtful it was for them to gift wrap it in aluminum foil. It made for a wonderful shiny presentation and it was protected from the harsh elements present here in the desert.

After visiting a while and exchanging pleasantries, Erika turns to Dean and says to him “tell them the story.”

Dean takes a deep breath, that sly smile on his face, and begins to recite “the story.”

“We were shopping on Friday at the Yuma Palms Regional Center in Yuma, Arizona. During our shopping spree we were walking by Just Sports, a sportswear store. I spotted him first and could not believe it was him. In my excitement, I grabbed Erika and told her “look, that’s him!” Sure enough, walking into the store was none other than Patrick MaHomes, legendary quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs.”

“We scurried into the store. There stood Patrick MaHomes, supporting his surgically repaired left leg with a crutch in one hand and holding a Kansas City Chiefs shopping bag in the other hand. I cautiously approached Patrick and said Mr Mahomes, my name is Dean and a good friend of mine, Sharon, has been an avid Chiefs fan her entire life, even though she lives in Chicago, Illinois. On game day, she proudly wears your jersey, she wears the Chiefs hat, she has her husband raise the Chiefs flag on the flag pole outside of their house, in Chicago of all places. In all of my years of following football I have never met a more devoted fan. At that exact moment, without hesitation, Patrick reached into his shopping bag and retrieved a small package. He handed it to me and said please present this gift to your wonderful friend and tell her I greatly appreciate her devotion to the team and her trust in me to lead this team to victory in 2027.”

As Dean completed his recitation of the story, he reached over and presented Sharon with the “gift,” wrapped in the shiny aluminum foil. Sharon eagerly unwrapped the aluminum foil and lo and behold, what a wonderful gift from the “MAN” himself. There, for all to see were two Kansas City Chiefs 3D beverage coasters, featuring a picture of the stadium. As tears welled up in Sharon’s eyes she thanked Dean for being such a dear friend and wished she had been there to meet Patrick in person and give him a big hug.

During Dean’s telling of the story Bob asked Erika if she had taken a picture of Dean and Patrick together. She replied no. Bob thought that was peculiar, but let it pass. You see, Bob initially bought the story, hook, line and sinker, the whole bit. Then Bob thought to himself: “what the hell is Patrick Mahomes doing in Yuma, Arizona?”

However, Sharon caught on right from the start and played along with the telling of the story. I told Sharon later, the older I get the more naive I get. She replied: “That is just one of the things I have always loved about you.”

So the moral of the story is…
When listening to Dean recite one of his stories: TRUST BUT VERIFY!